I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
I saw it with my own eyes.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where does water do all its banking?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?