What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
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How do amoebas make calls?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where does breakfast live?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?