What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What fairy loves to count?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?