What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?