What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?