What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What day is your mom always right?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where was Noah born?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What kind of bird can write?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which big cat never tells the truth?