Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's the most determined bird?
What horn never makes a sound?