Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?