What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a fly without wings?