What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?