Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the foal cough?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the salad say to its dad?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?