Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?