Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?