Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How does the sun listen to music?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which subject has two parts?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How can you make 7 even?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?