What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are the mountains so tired?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What fish only swims at night?
How do you make a cow float?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why is spring the oddest season?