What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Heard it.
What do mice do when they're at home?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How does a taco bless the table?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?