Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?