Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the scariest letter?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What washes up on miniature beaches?