What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
Which is the worst season?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is another name for a cow?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the turkey join the band?