What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?