Which baseball player do fish root for?
Mike Trout.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are bakers so good at math?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
I broke my finger!
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?