In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
A book just fell on my head.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why are skeletons always hungry?