In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the painter say to the wall?