Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
What car can't keep a secret?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?