Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do mice need oiling?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?