Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What are you studying in math?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?