What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Scream.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal loves Indian food?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the cow afraid?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?