Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the wolf say to the flea?