What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
What table can you never sit at?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
When do ghosts love to go camping?