What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How do you wash a lamb?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?