Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why are cause and effect so close?