What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a Zen egg?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do you make antifreeze?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?