What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What tree has the most bark?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do cows like to dance to?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where does laundry go to college?
How does a cow do math?