What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why was the bee sad?
What country has the most fish?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What horn never makes a sound?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?