What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How long do chickens work?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?