What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which singer could always break a five?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?