What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?