Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How does a cow do math?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?