Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?