Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What animal has the most fun?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do you get kids to do something?