Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?