Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?