What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Cheerios™!
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the airline worker name her child?