A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How does a cow do math?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?