What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What day do hands always go to church?