What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
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What kind of bird can write?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
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Which animal will never go bald?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?