What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What game do cows play at parties?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where are average things manufactured?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?