How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why do two skunks argue?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What school subject really rocks?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?