How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you get straight A's?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?