Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What animals make the best students?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do you make a cow float?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?