Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?