What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?