What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
What's a forklift?
What does winter fat turn into?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?