Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of books do boats write?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?