Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which state is the cleanest?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?