What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?