What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?