What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do fleas travel?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?