Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Tom Cruise.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do fairies always drink?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do you make a cow float?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the confused bee say?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.