Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a tired tree?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What fairy loves to count?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?