Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?