Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Subway™.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do horses navigate at night?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?