What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
My brother is my partner in crime.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do naked fish play with?