What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?