What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do fish do at parades?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which bug is related to you?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?