Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
When do cows get tired?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's the holiest insect?