Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How does a cow do math?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the echo get detention?