Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do cows wear bells?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a pig thief?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What animal floats best?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why is summer always sad?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?