Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which cats have the best manners?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
I broke my finger!
What's the noisiest food?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?