Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What bird is always sad?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
When does a horse talk?
What is the coolest country?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?