Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do naked fish play with?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?