Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?