How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do little fish love to play with?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?