How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which is the worst season?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?