Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How are mountains able to see?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?