Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?