Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do books sleep?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Which dogs love to study science?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are grandkids so great?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?